Please, stop caring about my birthday

Since I don’t care about yours. Like, really. I hate remembering birthdays all the time. I hate when I need to write wishes. I am really bad at it. And presents… Just know: if I have given any present to you, there is a 99% chance that it was not me who came up with that idea. Usually, I ask my wife to do so.

So, here is the deal: you don’t care about my birthday, I don’t care about yours. If you want to go somewhere and use birthday as a reason to go out, I am all in! Let’s network and communicate. But please, stop writing me once every year like a soulless cron task. 🤖